i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
And then the night went full on bisexual.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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