Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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