I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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