Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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