i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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