Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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