The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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