my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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