I'm gonna have a badass scar
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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