is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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