what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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