Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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