...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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