if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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