I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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