For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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