she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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