What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
ttyl tear gas
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Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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