Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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