either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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