Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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