just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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