I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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