before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Will exercising make me less horny?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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