we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
he fucked my hip out of place.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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