So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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