she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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