She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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