Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
do herpes really smell.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
