She's JV to your varsity
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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