What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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