Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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