i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The police scanner is talking about you again....
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I fill condoms, not promises.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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