i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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