Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
If that was your dad, he is hot
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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