this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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