i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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