i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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