By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I can't turn off my feet"
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According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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