brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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