I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Drunk is not a location!
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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