And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
