oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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