if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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