Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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