You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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