Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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