She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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