I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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