But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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