i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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