Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
OPIZZABONMYDICK
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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